Men and Women

- A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he needs.
- A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item that she does not need.

- A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
- A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

- A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
- A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

- To be happy with a man, you must love him a little and understand him a lot.
- To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

- Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
- Women somehow deteriorate overnight.

- A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
- A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, but she does.

- Married men live longer than single men, but married men are more willing to die.

- Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

- A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument